Temperature Extremes Scale

As you hopefully aware of the climate is changing.
I know the overall temperature is rising, but let’s have a look what happens if it is cooling down from +20°C to -295°C:

+20°C – Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15°C – Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+10°C – Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
+5°C – You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0°C – Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.

-5°C – French cars don’t start.
-10°C – You are planning a vacation to Australia.
-15°C – Your cat insist to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18°C – New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.

-20°C – American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves
-25°C – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30°C – Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pyh
-35°C – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.
-40°C – You’re planning a 2-week hot tube bath. Swedish cars don’t start.
-42°C – Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the streets.

-45°C – All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50°C – You eyelids start thickening when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
-60°C – Polar bears start moving south.
-70°C – The hell froze.
-73°C – Finnish special services evacuate Santa Clause from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.

-80°C – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114°C – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273°C – Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295°C – 90% of the earth is dead. Russians soccer team becomes the world champion.

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